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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Submitted by Bob Waldman
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
WHAT IS SCIENCE
1:TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
JUAN: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!
TEACHER: okay Juan, what is science?
JUAN: science is our lesson for today.
2:Bumisita sa Pilipinas ang French Minister. Inilibot siya ni GMA.
Sabi ng French Minister, “People here urinate in the streets! In France, we jail them!”
Napahiya si GMA.
Nang bumisita si GMA sa France, inilibot siya ng naturang French Minister. Habang dumadaan sila sa Arc de Triumphe, napabulalas si GMA, “Hey! Someone urinates at the Arc! You said you jail them?!”
Paliwanag ng French Minister, “That one is exempted. He’s your Ambassador!”
3:Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!
A Flirtatious husband ( to his wife) – “When I die don’t forget to call a woman next door to our house. “The wife – “Who, the taller one?”Husband – “ No… the one who cries wildly hugging tightly the corpse, when someone dies”...
BUTTERFLY
Teacher : - Listen girls! houseflies mostly feed on uncovered food. Now tell me what does the butterfly feed on?Mohan:- Very simple, butterflies feed on butter....
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Submitted by Bob Waldman
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
WHAT IS SCIENCE
1:TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
JUAN: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!
TEACHER: okay Juan, what is science?
JUAN: science is our lesson for today.
2:Bumisita sa Pilipinas ang French Minister. Inilibot siya ni GMA.
Sabi ng French Minister, “People here urinate in the streets! In France, we jail them!”
Napahiya si GMA.
Nang bumisita si GMA sa France, inilibot siya ng naturang French Minister. Habang dumadaan sila sa Arc de Triumphe, napabulalas si GMA, “Hey! Someone urinates at the Arc! You said you jail them?!”
Paliwanag ng French Minister, “That one is exempted. He’s your Ambassador!”
3:Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!
A Flirtatious husband ( to his wife) – “When I die don’t forget to call a woman next door to our house. “The wife – “Who, the taller one?”Husband – “ No… the one who cries wildly hugging tightly the corpse, when someone dies”...
BUTTERFLY
Teacher : - Listen girls! houseflies mostly feed on uncovered food. Now tell me what does the butterfly feed on?Mohan:- Very simple, butterflies feed on butter....
